Lyrics © 1999 Terence Chua
(to the tune of "In The Navy" by the Village People)
first performed September 4, 1999 during AussieCon 3, Melbourne
They want you - they want you - they want your information too!
If you find disatisfaction with your faction
In the world of espionage
You might think of taking off on a vacation
Pack a suitcase extra large - then
You'll find gas invading through your door cascading
Sending you into a trance
And after you wake the door will swing right open
A welcome from your Village friends!
In the Village - they will ask why you resigned
In the Village - they will try to screw your mind
In the Village - they won't let you leave alive
In the Village - in the Village
You can either be a Hammer or an Anvil
Listen out for Big Ben's Chimes
Sing "Do Not Forsake Me O My Darling" save me
It was Once Upon A Time
Play chess with The Colonel - get checkmated and you'll
Fall Out in a Free For All
Choose A, B, or C and say that you're a free man
It won't do a thing at all
In the Village - they will knock you for a loop
In the Village - they will bug your chicken soup
In the Village - they won't ever let you leave
In the Village - in the Village
In the Village - they will make you scream and crawl
In the Village - being chased by rubber balls
In the Village - never trust your fellow man
In the Village - in the Village
In the Village - they will have their evil way
In the Village - I think Number Two is gay
In the Village - ride your bicycle away
In the Village - in the Village
In the Village - they will catch you if you slip
In the Village - Man, that last show was a trip!
In the Village - the writers must've all been ripped
In the Village - in the Village
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