Lyrics © 2001 by Terence Chua
(to the tune of "David Duchovny" by Bree Sharp)
When Mulder's on
My girlfriend's turning into mush
But I don't mind
I've also got my secret crush
When she shows I sit and stare
At how she brushes back her hair
Wishing there could be some way to show how much I care
And I cry...
Dana K. Scully, Agent so lovely
Thinking man's totty, come and adore me
Dana K. Scully, come and adore me
Come and adore me
Her piercing eyes
Can bore so deep inside my soul
The way she fills her suit
It really makes my juices flow
How she holds that scalpel blade
Her cutting words I can't evade
Voice as gentle as the first notes of a serenade
And I'm waiting for...
Dana K. Scully, red lips so pouty
With your skeptical talk you're just turning me on I say
Dana K. Scully, I'm your abductee
Come and examine me, do my autopsy
Dana K. Scully, come and adore me
Come and adore me, come and adore me
So cool and petite
I'd lay down at your feet
From the moment we meet
I don't care what they say
I was captured the day
That you first came my way
Oh just say that you'll stay
Now I don' t care
If Mulder stays in outer space
As long as you're here
And I still have your gorgeous face
That is all I need to see
As I sit in front of my TV
I haven't understood an episode since Season Three
And I would say...
Dana K. Scully, come and adore me
Come and adore me, come and adore me
Dana K. Scully, come and adore me
Come and adore me, come and adore me
Dana K. Scully, don't ever leave me
I'm sure you could love me even though I'm no ET
Dana K. Scully, my one and only
Please have my baby, forget that Duchovny
Dana K. Scully, come and adore me
Come and adore me, come and adore me
Please remove your...
Restraining Order...
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