They're Guilty! (another ode to Microsoft)

NASDAQ's falling - traders are bawling
It's appalling just how much the market's down
But there's still shining a silver lining
Because the Microsoft decision's just hit town

(And Jackson said...)

You're guilty - thanks for asking!
You're just plain nasty and you've never missed a trick
You're really guilty - there's no denying
And Billy Gates is really quite the little...
Whoops there goes another GPF!

I'm so sorry Mr Balmer
But now it's time to face your crime and pay the due
Though you're appealling - the jig is up now
There're nineteen hundred other lawsuits coming through

They're guilty - thanks for asking!
They're just plain nasty and they've never missed a trick
They're really guilty - there's no denying
And Billy Gates is really quite the little...
Whoops there goes another GPF!
A screen of death! An IRQ Port's gone to hell...!


They're guilty! (raise the platform and get ready the noose!)
File not found! (Thomas Penfield Jackson's cut loose!)
Abort! (yes they're guilty and they don't miss a trick!)
They're sick!

Let's all give Bill Gates's crotch a kick!
Shut it down!

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